My Sexy Outfit

Here’s an old poem that I wrote back in high school during spirit week on opposite gender day.
The poem took some searching to dig up from the past as its an old journal entry for English class back in 2001.
I even found a picture to go along with it.


High heels, Pantyhose,
Painted nails, Painted toes.
Short skirt, Girls shirt,
Makeup done, I’m a flirt!

Shaved legs, No tan line,
Umm… girl, I’m Looking Fine!
Jewelry on, Long blond hair,
Turning heads and made them stare!

Fake Boobs, Pushup bra,
Now I’m ready, not a flaw.
Lipstick, Smooth body,
Look at me, I’m such a HOTTIE!


Years later for Halloween, of course I had to do it again!  Ended up taking first place at 2 different Halloween costume contest for being so convincing… And a creative writing award for the poem!
I hope you’ve enjoyed it.


Leave your comments below and let me know what you think? Or if you have any of your own that you’d like to share, I’d love to read them.

Posted by Christopher James

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5 thoughts on “My Sexy Outfit

  1. fictionistasan says:

    Loved the poem 🙂 ❤ there's a typo btw (stare). 🙂 and I can totally relate 😉

  2. pinkdress2xdress says:

    Going to say the same as the blogger above … loved the poem and I too can relate lol thank you for sharing your poem 🙂 x

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